12+ years owning the stability, performance, cost, and security of SQL Server and Azure platforms across healthcare, energy, insurance, and telecom — including 7+ years of 24×7 production on-call.
Every figure below comes from a role on my résumé — not a benchmark slide.
Two live tools that do what I do daily. Describe a table in plain English and get clean T-SQL DDL, or paste a slow query and get a tuning review.
ProblemOver-provisioned databases, no automated scaling.
ActionRight-sized tiers, automated scaling, tuned configs.
ProblemKey reports took 3+ hours; users blocked.
ActionQuery + report tuning, index strategy.
ProblemSprawl of underused SQL instances.
ActionConsolidation + dev-edition migration of test fleet.
I'm open to Senior SQL / Azure DBA and data-platform roles. Fastest way to reach me is email or LinkedIn.